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Monday, August 16, 2010

Two Nuns

TWO NUNS 

There were two nuns...  One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What
can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.


SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go
this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has
happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he
followed me


SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could
and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? 





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SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. 


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SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
 



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SM: Oh, no! What happened then?


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SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. 


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And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, 

GOD BLESS YOU

3 comments:

  1. LOGICAL PUZZLE

    'tomorrow'(Fri)...'skip work'...logic says MAY be IBY...person does not turn up

    'Feel free to apply'...how? (both the lines given at YI r dead)...apparently person has contact no. but does not want to contact...logic says person does not want to come in the front.

    so only logical explanation for what happened...

    may be the person was angry for being criticized openly n so wanted to level the score...in that case well played.

    incident...worth remembering

    moral of the story :One can not blame the world for fooling u if u urself r fool...

    anyways...good luck !!

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  2. To the comment about...WTF!?!

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  3. Thank u for d reply; it cleared d picture.

    seems i misunderstood many of the posts and tweets...in that case the first comment here is really absurd...sorry

    since d things r clear now; have no harsh feelings

    using ur words only "May God Bless You." :)

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