tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9735921.post1326904014577343917..comments2023-03-28T12:29:09.927+05:30Comments on nik's blog: HUMOROUS HRD NOTICEnikrustyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17868808418367151824noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9735921.post-83717772712987141972012-01-20T21:09:12.898+05:302012-01-20T21:09:12.898+05:30Future plans of HR department :
1. Appoint indepe...Future plans of HR department :<br /><br />1. Appoint independent workers who can work on their own without depending on others. Because only independent workers can efficiently practise interdependency.<br /><br />2.Make the employees self reliant so that they will take the responcibilty of their good or bad jobs.<br /><br />3. Guide the employees to choose a job which suits them the most.<br /><br />4. Train the employees to handle the chemicals with great care as nothing is explosive if u avoid mishandling.<br /><br />5. Implement basic science lessons like "To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction". Introduce some spiritual lessons as well which will make employees understand basic spiritual laws like "U reap what u sow". These lessons will not only change the mind state of employees but will also help them to work in a constructive manner.<br /><br />6. Enable the employees to face worst situations like bankrupcy -fearlessly.<br /><br />7. Short Yoga lessons from a real yoga practitioner which will help to inculcate some moral values among the employees.<br /><br />8. Decency in manners as well as language of employees.<br /><br />9. A programme to keep a track of what employees do in the office time.<br /><br />10. Make employees aware of things going on in the company so as to avoid the wastage of time being spend in the jobs already taken up by someone else.<br /><br />surely with these future plans company will sail through calm as well as rough sea...happy sailing together.<br /><br />and last but not least tell those who don't understand humor "Sling your hook" on their face instead of sugar coated notices.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com