Interesting Full forms of Common Words we use

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Do we know actual full form of some of the common words we use?

🔗News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.

🔗Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

🔗Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

🔗Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.

🔗Aim =
Ambition in Mind.

🔗Date =
Day and Time Evolution.

🔗Eat =
Energy and Taste.

🔗Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.

🔗Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.

🔗Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

🔗SIM =
Subscriber Identity Module

🔗etc. =
End of Thinking Capacity

🔗OK =
Objection Killed

🔗Or =
Orl Korec (Greek Word)

🔗Bye =
Be with you

This does make the words more meaningful and makes one reflect on how we use these words and their intentions. Doesn't it?