Bhad Mein Jaye

This is what it truly means/is...lol

The phrase or proverb Bhad Mein Jao literally means go to the furnace and get roasted. It is used to indicate Go to hell or I don't care. The terminology is used in Northern India.
Source

Fan speed AC Temp

*Survey says*
that

if *both of you*
are *comfortable*
at the *same fan speed*
or *same AC temperature*

then you are not a *married couple*

It is in a Married form but works Brilliantly for Cohabitation