Something that goes perfectly with Mr Coffee - spaceballs

Look what I spotted in office the other day! #spaceballs

Mr Spoon would go perfectly with Mr Coffee right next to Mr Radar.

This is from The Spaceballs 'The Movie'

What are you always preparing for?

My office Outlook said this to me the other day...

This is what I said to Outlook in return...

The joke is from The Spaceballs 'The Movie' (that's a joke itself for those who know Spaceballs).

Why one must never hold one's farts in

Never hold your farts in

You can learn ALL about relationships just from this movie alone

Ever wondered if there is a movie that teaches you ALL about the nuances of relationships in just like one sitting. Like Neo learnt kungfu, fighting styles and weapon in like no time.

Read the most EPIC reply ever!

Jurassic park teaches about relationships

The story of Sambhar

Ever wondered how Sambhar originated?

Bhad Mein Jaye

This is what it truly means/is...lol

The phrase or proverb Bhad Mein Jao literally means go to the furnace and get roasted. It is used to indicate Go to hell or I don't care. The terminology is used in Northern India.
Source

Fan speed AC Temp

*Survey says*
that

if *both of you*
are *comfortable*
at the *same fan speed*
or *same AC temperature*

then you are not a *married couple*

It is in a Married form but works Brilliantly for Cohabitation

Why Enthusiast Brands will Betray You

Superb learning and understanding why a brand from enthusiast moves to mass market. The how's and the why's. So STOP whining, it is only natural!

Jokes with long convoluted English explanations

Love these, especially the way they are presented in a convoluted long form to express the simplest things :D


I called my friend on phone, he said he was working on a special Project "Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment".

I was impressed, later I realized, saala bartan dhora tha , under the supervision of his wife !!

English is a Beautiful language !!!