Saturday, August 20, 2011

Amaron Batteries 'Life Saver' TVC

One of the funniest AD's ever...listen to the music, the lyrics (scroll below)...

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Lyrics -
Purappettu purappettu, aal ippo purappettu. Onnu poda! Vokaay! He rides like a breeze, thru coconut trees. mm.. ladies ladies please, you'll go weak in the knees. aaha - killer. If you look around there are noone atleast look at him go he's such? a big piece, he rides like a breeze. yeah, he rides like a breeze. yeah! tana nanananna.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Awesome SMS's

Sometimes I look at some people and wonder, "Really?? This was the sperm that won?.."

A kid asked Swami Vivekanand. "sab kuch knone se zyada bura kya hai..?" Swamiji replied "wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai!"

Bob asked his doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't. I do my best to remain professional". With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doctor had ever seen. it was no bigger than an AAA sized battery. Doc bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, wipes away his tears, takes a deep breath and says, "I'm sorry, I really am, It won't happen again. Now tell me how can I help you?" Bob says, "It's swollen".

"Lesser is the traffic of thoughts in your mind...
Easier is the journey of life"...have a very blissful day :)

7 Cardinal Rules of LIFE...strange but true
1.Make peace with ur past so it won't screw up the present
2. What other ppl think of u is none of ur business
3. time heals almost everyhting, give time.
4. No one is incharge of your happiness except you
5. Don't compare your life with others and don't judge them. you have no idea what there journey is all about.
6. STOP THINKING too much, it's alright not to know all the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.
7. Smile :) you don't own all the problems in the world

God upsets our plans only to setup His plan for us, because we see our present and plan our future but, He sees our future & plans our present. God bless you!

The smallest unit of TIME has both, a beginning & an end. Where the beginning and the end meet is the MOMENT. get to the moment; step into ETERNITY...Now is as good a time as any!

The Government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from the Ashoka Pillar to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance...A condom allows inflation, hatls production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and give you a sense of security while you're actually  being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate ;)

Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060

Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060...

Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high high cholesterol due to too much biryani.

Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!

Sharad Pawar own half the world

Facebook is declared a country

A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

A girl in delhi travels 50 feet safely!

"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Does Recycled Paper Really Save Trees?

For all you environmentalists out there, ZDNet answers the basic question of whether recycled paper really does save trees. Read to know the truth...

Saturday, August 06, 2011