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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Men are Honest (story)

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.






2 comments:

  1. Bach ke zara zara, shaitaniyan meri
    Oh ladies
    Oh ladies
    Kar ke zara zara beimaniyan meri
    Oh ladies
    Oh ladies
    Karoon seena zori seena zori,
    Tumhe hona ho manzoor
    Phir dil ki chori, dil ki chori
    Hai mera kya kusoor
    Kya karoon Oh ladies!

    Aankhon ke neeche se kaajal chura loon main
    Aisi safai hai meri
    Entry hai phoonk si, exit toofan hai
    Yeh muh dikhai hai meri
    Kholun har tijori har tijori
    Haan main toh hoon mashoor
    Phir dil ki chori, dil ki chori hai mera kya kusoor
    Kya karoon oh ladies

    Dhokha kha gayi India ki har bandi
    I do it for a living call me pakhandi
    Sirf cash aur ash mein jung ban.gi
    Main hoon munda bada changa lekin neeyat gandi


    bandi no _ GOD ONLY KNOWS

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  2. sorry forgot to mention the source of above song

    http://www.lyricsmint.com/2011/10/aadat-se-majboor-lyrics-video-ladies-vs.html

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