Thursday, December 15, 2011

A working man's prayer

Oh! God, Grant me...

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
may be connected to the arse that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100 percent at work... 12 percent on Monday, 23
percent on Tuesday, 40 percent on Wednesday, 20 percent on Thursday
and 5 percent on Fridays.

And help me to remember that... When I ' m having a really bad day and
it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42
muscles to frown, And only four to extend my middle finger and tell
them to swivel.

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