Cho Doo-soon

What an apt name (and crime), an Indian would say. Wait, is someone making this up? 

Got this Cryptic msg about my investments

 

To a non-finance person like me, all I could think about was...

Truth about Amazon and Small sellers

Something that goes perfectly with Mr Coffee - spaceballs

Look what I spotted in office the other day! #spaceballs

Mr Spoon would go perfectly with Mr Coffee right next to Mr Radar.

This is from The Spaceballs 'The Movie'

What are you always preparing for?

My office Outlook said this to me the other day...

This is what I said to Outlook in return...

The joke is from The Spaceballs 'The Movie' (that's a joke itself for those who know Spaceballs).

Why one must never hold one's farts in

Never hold your farts in

You can learn ALL about relationships just from this movie alone

Ever wondered if there is a movie that teaches you ALL about the nuances of relationships in just like one sitting. Like Neo learnt kungfu, fighting styles and weapon in like no time.

Read the most EPIC reply ever!

Jurassic park teaches about relationships

The story of Sambhar

Ever wondered how Sambhar originated?

Bhad Mein Jaye

This is what it truly means/is...lol

The phrase or proverb Bhad Mein Jao literally means go to the furnace and get roasted. It is used to indicate Go to hell or I don't care. The terminology is used in Northern India.
Source

Fan speed AC Temp

*Survey says*
that

if *both of you*
are *comfortable*
at the *same fan speed*
or *same AC temperature*

then you are not a *married couple*

It is in a Married form but works Brilliantly for Cohabitation

Why Enthusiast Brands will Betray You

Superb learning and understanding why a brand from enthusiast moves to mass market. The how's and the why's. So STOP whining, it is only natural!

Jokes with long convoluted English explanations

Love these, especially the way they are presented in a convoluted long form to express the simplest things :D


I called my friend on phone, he said he was working on a special Project "Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment".

I was impressed, later I realized, saala bartan dhora tha , under the supervision of his wife !!

English is a Beautiful language !!!

XIAOMIGEDDON!

Ever wonder what the Indian version of Max Damage would look like?

I still think Sanjay Dutt from Agneepath looks like a better fit. See the hilarious article on it on techtree.com When Bollywood Bizarrely Inspires Games… Or Not!

And in case you are wondering who that is in the first photo? He is the newly appointed Global Vice President of Xiaomi, Mr Manu Jain.

This article is only meant as a humorous interpretation from a mad mind.

GoPro on a German Shepherd left home alone

This is a video of a German Shepard dog left alone at home for a few hours. Disheartening till ultimate happiness arrives at 3.24 minutes into the 4-minute video. All that ends well...

See the 4 minute video here




In case you were wondering, the camera and the dog harness used are listed here.

How Technology Hijacks People’s Minds — from a Magician and Google’s Design Ethicist

A fantastic article regarding humans behaviour and relating it to modern technology. Superb read and requires a quiet mental understanding and perusal of the thought. The illusions we live in.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-technology-hijacks-people-s-minds-from-a-magician-and-google-s-design-ethicist-1300144185

Who want's a GIRL Sandwich?

I do, I do with extra cheese, Pinaple and Myonise too! HAHAHA. This is hilarious! Only in India. #incredibleindia

There is no real freedom of press in India

An excellent article by Lakshmi Chaudhry on the state of Indian Journalism more specifically the digital age.

“There is no real freedom of press in India. There are only windows of opportunity. They open and then they close. You just have to make the most of it.”

http://www.cjr.org/special_report/india_digital_revolution_startups_scoopwhoop_wire_times.php

Absolutely true, too much noise in the jungle.

How cars went from boxy to curvy by Vox

A very interesting video and article by Vox on how and why cars went from boxy to curvy designs. See the video below for a quick intro.

You need to more aware of Google/Facebook than you think of

No this isn't Google or Facebook being evil or anything like that. This is about you "the user" being aware of whether the results thrown by the giants are truly helpful, truthful or not. This is actually the onus of each person while at the same time Google, Facebook in the era of fake news, needs to be smarter as "gaming-the-system" is dangerous but also the way Google/Facebook smarten up.

It is basically about good parenting of not only outside, but also inside of us, what we chose to absorb, disseminate. That's the main point, while still helping, making the other aware of their unawareness.

Good detailed articles written by Carole Cadwalladr. Thanks Carole for the awareness!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/11/google-frames-shapes-and-distorts-how-we-see-world

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/04/google-democracy-truth-internet-search-facebook

Booking.com - Breakfast VS Very Good Breakfast

The other day, for my travels, I was looking at booking a hotel in India on Booking.com. I was looking for an offer with breakfast option and this is what I got.

Apparently, there is a difference between Breakfast and Very Good Breakfast as per Booking.com's booking on this particular Hotel that made me Lol.

It makes you wonder though, what is the difference other than Rs.500 odd price. Do they serve more salt and pepper? More bread perhaps? In fancier cutlery? Express line to the hogging counter? Or maybe the waiter will listen to me shitty jokes and not spit in the food this time. I wonder.