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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Amaron Batteries 'Life Saver' TVC

One of the funniest AD's ever...listen to the music, the lyrics (scroll below)...



source - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5oYtcjI06M

Lyrics -
Purappettu purappettu, aal ippo purappettu. Onnu poda! Vokaay! He rides like a breeze, thru coconut trees. mm.. ladies ladies please, you'll go weak in the knees. aaha - killer. If you look around there are noone atleast look at him go he's such? a big piece, he rides like a breeze. yeah, he rides like a breeze. yeah! tana nanananna.


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Awesome SMS's

Sometimes I look at some people and wonder, "Really?? This was the sperm that won?.."

A kid asked Swami Vivekanand. "sab kuch knone se zyada bura kya hai..?" Swamiji replied "wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai!"

Bob asked his doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't. I do my best to remain professional". With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doctor had ever seen. it was no bigger than an AAA sized battery. Doc bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, wipes away his tears, takes a deep breath and says, "I'm sorry, I really am, It won't happen again. Now tell me how can I help you?" Bob says, "It's swollen".

"Lesser is the traffic of thoughts in your mind...
Easier is the journey of life"...have a very blissful day :)

7 Cardinal Rules of LIFE...strange but true
1.Make peace with ur past so it won't screw up the present
2. What other ppl think of u is none of ur business
3. time heals almost everyhting, give time.
4. No one is incharge of your happiness except you
5. Don't compare your life with others and don't judge them. you have no idea what there journey is all about.
6. STOP THINKING too much, it's alright not to know all the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.
7. Smile :) you don't own all the problems in the world

God upsets our plans only to setup His plan for us, because we see our present and plan our future but, He sees our future & plans our present. God bless you!

The smallest unit of TIME has both, a beginning & an end. Where the beginning and the end meet is the MOMENT. get to the moment; step into ETERNITY...Now is as good a time as any!

The Government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from the Ashoka Pillar to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance...A condom allows inflation, hatls production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and give you a sense of security while you're actually  being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate ;)






Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060

Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060...

Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high high cholesterol due to too much biryani.

Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!

Sharad Pawar own half the world

Facebook is declared a country

A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

A girl in delhi travels 50 feet safely!

"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.


Saturday, August 13, 2011

Does Recycled Paper Really Save Trees?

For all you environmentalists out there, ZDNet answers the basic question of whether recycled paper really does save trees. Read to know the truth...

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/doc/does-recycled-paper-really-save-trees/1859

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Angry Birds Live

Wouldn't you love it if you could play Angry Birds Live? Well people did in Barcelona.



Original Link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzIBZQkj6SY

See the interesting Behind the scenes making of it



Original Link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYSzff245dk




Amazing Church Signs

Amazing, funny and true Church signs! Click on the photos to view them larger.


















Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Thursday, May 12, 2011

The Senses Challenge



Trust your senses a lot? Challenge your senses in this short 20 question test. The test even gives clear explanations as to why our senses see illusions in a particular way.






 http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf?

Monday, May 09, 2011

Timely Qoutes



1. Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness.
-Jean de La Bruysre

2. Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it, and spend it rather than invest it.
-Jim Rohn

3. Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
-Leonardo Da Vinci

4. Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
-Henry Van Dyke

5. One realizes the full importance of time only when there is little left of it. Every man's greatest capital asset is his unexpired years of productive life.
-P.W. Litchfield

6. Many of us spend half our time wishing for ! things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
-Alexander Woollcott

7. Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
-Stephen Swid


Nyiragongo Crater: Journey to the Center of the World

The most extreme closeup photos of the Nyiragongo volcano crater



http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/02/nyiragongo_crater_journey_to_t.html?s_campaign=8315

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Common term know how's

Etymology of common words/terms we use. Interesting read!


[1]FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[2]POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3]MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[4]BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[5]DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

[6]NEWS refers to information from Four directions

N-orth, E-ast, W-est, and S-outh.

[7]AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[8]QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

[9]JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

[10]TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[11]JEEP is a vehicle with unique gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'. Over time GP became JEEP.

[12]Coca-Cola was originally green.

[13]The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

[14]The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with - Asia, America, Australia, Europe

[15]The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

[16]TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

[17]Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!

[18]You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[19]It is impossible to lick your elbow.

[20]Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times!

[21]It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

[22]The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

[23]Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades- King David

Clubs- Alexander the Great,

Hearts- Charlemagne

Diamonds- Julius Caesar.

[24]What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans.- All were invented by women!

[25]A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.

[26]A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

[27]All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

[28]BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

[29]ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

[30]In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

[31]STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[32]The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[33]RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

[34]People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

[35]If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. So good to bless the sneezing person


Monday, April 25, 2011

The Origin of the F-Word

Want to know the origination of the F-word? It isn't what you think...here is an article on the myths on the origination of the word. Though I must point out, the myth sounds far more interesting than reality...LOL.

By the way there is a documentary on the F-Word, see details here. I've got it by the way!



Saturday, April 23, 2011

Aniket's Pretti Slim Again

Our Famous Aniket Saraf is Pretti Slim Again!
Good work Aniket, you are an inspiration to us all; Keep it UP!





Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One


My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One



See the bigger version at youtube
Source - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI