May the Chutta stay with you - WYO

May the Chutta stay with you! Amazing marketing WYO, Loved the wittiness! Good stuff Rajveen Khandelwal
#wyo #tshirt

India Bulls really wants it here - Right Here, Right Now!

Yup so do I, maybe in a little private place. पर सबके सामने नहीं ! (Par sabke saamne nahi). Spotted at India Bulls Bldg

Hila zorachi paije!

This is an Indiabulls Real Estate - IBREL AD
#RealEstate101 #IndiabullsRealEstate #Freehold at One Indiabulls Centre.

Kaput comp? #PPAP

This is Nikki, totally Upset.

All serious and upset with Kaput comp, using his lookalike el cheapo cree lamp. How geeky of him.

This is his Comp, totally Dead.

Dead comp, acting all innocent!

UUHH!

OMG, that's a big nose!

Nikki Upset Compy Dead!!?!!

Nah... I even suck at Pen Pineapple Apple Pen rhymes. My rhymes are as dead as my computer. Phoey....WWWaaaah!

Well atleast, Nikki's a little less upset now.

Mission Accomplished :D

Wadala Rocks!

I always knew Wadala rocked! Nice advertising by Indian Railways. "Ideal junction to travel anywhere in Mumbai".

Wadala Spartans would shout "WADAALLAAAA"!!!!!

Is this India's Google?

I knew it, Google was born in India and taken/popularised abroad. Copy cats!

And that too with the correct spelling! We Indians are the Bestest! 

Geographical location spotted on the way back from Chennai in the Train. 

Interesting history of 1752

Interesting trivia; I wonder how far it is true? ... funny humans.

April fool's day, Gregorian calendar, Roman Julian Calendar.

My Nexus 5 is NUTS, it charges up like Crazy!

So my 2.5-year nexus cable finally died with its charger failing about a year back. I've replaced both with a One Plus One 2A charger and a brand new 2.4A Tukzer cable. And oh man, can it charge SUPER DUPER fast. It can go from 5% battery to FULL 100% charge in less than 45 mins. Least expected it!

Google, if the Nexus 5 could do this, then WHAT the HELL are you doing by adding a 1A charger and cable with it for? Jeez, don't be so cheap about your premium phone, man!

Charging rapidly! You can say again that Nexus 5.

As you can see, I've fallen in love with my Nexus 5 once again. MUAH!

That's one crazy Nexus user

How GTA V achieves it amazing graphics quaility

An excellent analysis and explanation of GTA V graphics, how it's done.

http://www.adriancourreges.com/blog/2015/11/02/gta-v-graphics-study/

The cost of being an Entrepreneur

An excellent article and a reminder of what it is to be an entrepreneur written raw from the standpoint of not only cost as in business expense, but also personal and emotional. Well worth a read!

http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/31/5949433/the-cost-of-a-game-studio

The Curious Case of The Fappy Keyboard

Lols. Lads, who wants to use this Fappilcious keyboard? We all know where we watch our favourite...ahem...lad mag videos. Perhaps this keyboard is a perfect fit for the deed. Perhaps white colour would've been a perfect fit.

And the best part is, even the seller's store is called "The Fappy Store" XD It can't get better than this.

In the honour of tech reviewing. Let's do a quick review shall we:-
Pros:-
- The name, incredibly suggestive
- Wireless portability
- Enables one to quickly put it away or cover the essentials if discovered

Cons:-
- Black colour
- Stains easily
- No cleaning liquids nor cloth included

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How tax system works in terms of beer spend

Here's a fun and great read from an article in Telegraph>

--Describes UK tax in terms of beer spend. ---

Goes like this: 10 men go out for a beer once a month.

The bill comes to £100.
They decide to split the bill in a similar way to tax bill.
First four men (poorest) pay 0
Fifth pays £1
Sixth pays £3
Seventh pays £7
Eight pays £12
Ninth pays £18
Tenth (richest) pays £59
The men are happy.
The pub owner decides to drop the price, their bill now comes to £80.
What do they do to split the £20 fairly?

The publican suggests:
First four men (poorest) pay 0
Fifth goes from £1 to 0
Sixth goes from £3 to £2
Seventh goes from £7 to £5
Eight goes from £12 to £9
Ninth goes from £18 to 14
Tenth (richest) goes from £59 to £49

But the men aren’t happy….
The sixth man points out that he only saved £1 out of the £20 but the tenth man got £10.
The seventh man agrees, asking why he only got £2 when tenth man got £10.
The first four men were also indignant saying “we didn’t get anything at all….The new system exploits the poor!”
So the nine men surrounded the tenth man and beat him up.

The next month the tenth man doesn’t show.
When it comes to paying the bill they found they didn’t have enough money between them to even pay for half the bill.

And that, the article concludes, is how our tax system works. The few who pay the highest taxes do tend to benefit from tax reliefs and reductions. Attack them for being rich and the risk is they may take their wealth elsewhere.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Interesting Full forms of Common Words we use

Image Source:
http://www.matjazperc.com/ngrams/evolution.html

Do we know actual full form of some of the common words we use?

🔗News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.

🔗Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

🔗Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

🔗Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.

🔗Aim =
Ambition in Mind.

🔗Date =
Day and Time Evolution.

🔗Eat =
Energy and Taste.

🔗Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.

🔗Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.

🔗Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

🔗SIM =
Subscriber Identity Module

🔗etc. =
End of Thinking Capacity

🔗OK =
Objection Killed

🔗Or =
Orl Korec (Greek Word)

🔗Bye =
Be with you

This does make the words more meaningful and makes one reflect on how we use these words and their intentions. Doesn't it?

Nobody Cares How Hard You Work

An interesting article on work ethic and concentrating on what matters the most with your energies than doing a lot of things.

http://99u.com/articles/51908/nobody-cares-how-hard-you-work

Horn Ok Please

Horn Ok PLIASE! Lols, spotted near Juhu PVR. PLIASE acks'cuse em.

Chinese Electric Blower Reviews

I've had Chinese Blowers to clean computers from inside for a while. One lasted me 10 years with 6 times or so usage in a year. Well it busted a while back and therefore I went out to check which ones are okay to buy and cheap.

On snapdeal I had ordered twice for Rs.550/- and both times it came with broken nozzle locks in exactly the same location...weird! In any case, snapdeal returned it and gave store credit.
The review:-
- The plastic was crappier than the one I had before
- Made much more noise than the previous one
- Ugly grey colour
Basically I didn't like it.

I went to Lamington Road, Mumbai and bought a real nice one for Rs.650/-
It is called "Topline - Plus" Electric Blower - 230V-50Hz, 450W, 13000r/min, 2.3m3/min.
The Review:-
- Comes with an air bag, nozzle and extra carbon brushes.
- It is quiet unlike the Rs.550 really shitty quality and noisy blowers on Snapdeal.
- The plastic itself is better quality and feels smooth.
- Lovely Yellow colour
I'm happy and it does the job well.

Things to keep in mind...
Always cover the suction part
The bag is important to cover the suction part so that big dust particles doesn't get blow on to your PC components. you can always use another cloth also to cover the suction part (on the side).

Your components don't go bad
Nothing happens to your computer. Relax! This air blower works brilliantly well to clean out stubborn dust from your PC. Nothing else will. It isn't so strong to damage anything. No there isn't static build up. If you have vacuum cleaner with Blow function, then use that!

Keep your PC off
Keep your PC unplugged and then clean it with this. Also, make sure that you take your PC out to your balcony or near window to clean. There is always a lot of dust and it will just circulate in the room otherwise, and on your desk etc.

How cats beat the heat

And this is how we do it humans.

No AC, just us, all natural and the ceiling fan blowing straight where we like it.

Is this what Pehli Baar song from the movie Dil Dhadakne Do is about?

When naughty get real naughty...this is what happens! And this was in Bombay Times first page cover on May 12th. Shocking!?! Not really, it is Bombay Times after all.

This is from the latest movie Dil Dhadakne Do from director Zoya Akhtar about a dysfunctional Punjabi family starring Anil Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, Farhan Akhtar, Ranveer Singh, Anushka Sharma and Rahul Bose.

For those interested in the song by T-series.

The Greatest Super Power in the World

True Dat!

#spiderman #meditation #superhero #padmasan #yoga

Wonder Woman - The perils of a female Superhero

Wonder Woman shows Superman what it is like to be a woman superhero. Lols.

Click to see larger image.

Good Guy Sauron

Lols. Lord of The Rings fans will enjoy this :D

He really is a good guy. He is!

http://thats-what-im-tolkien-about.tumblr.com/post/113804434151/dirtydirtyfandoms-mikotoawase-alpha-blaziken