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Saturday, October 29, 2011

World trade Centre version of Fire escape


This is World trade Centre (Mumbai's) sign of Fire escape! LOL what is that? Liquid Fire?






Steve Jobs cartoons













Monday, October 24, 2011

Bagdadi funny sign


This is a typical sign in old restaurants such as Bagdadi @ Colaba, see map.



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"Food will not be served to Over drunken person"



















The sign says "Food will not be served to OVER drunken person".
So the Logic goes - If you are drunken it is OK, but not if you are over drunken! Who decides that, the manager of course, so the house always wins! Damn the manager must have a background of a Casino Management.

Don't know what is Bagdadi? I highly recommend to check out Bagdadi menu and reviews on Burrp!


Thursday, October 20, 2011

Speak Like Sean Connery

Wanna speak like Sean Connery, say the below line...



When to Pray


Pride of Sea Captain painting by Linda Cabrera
There is a story of a sea captain who in his retirement skippered a boat taking day-trippers to Shetland Islands.

On one trip, the boat was full of young people. They laughed at the old captain when they saw him say a prayer before sailing out, as the day was fine and the sea calm.

However they weren't long at sea when a storm suddenly blew up and the boat began to roll & pitch violently.
The terrified passengers came to the captain and asked him to join them in prayer. But he replied, "I say my prayers when it's calm. When it's rough I attend to my ship."



Here is a lesson for us......
If we cannot seek God in quiet moments of our lives; we are not likely to find him when trouble strikes. We are more likely to panic. But if we have learnt to seek him and trust him in quiet moments, then we most certainly will find him when the going gets rough !


Image sourced from http://fineartamerica.com/featured/pride-of-sea-captain-linda-cabrera.htm

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The NEW 2012 FORD-RENAULT


Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women, which should be far less susceptible to theft.








They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, calling it the "Clitaurus."

The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing!



Don't say the Government doesn't care

LOL...this is quite mean actually


Don't say the Government doesn't care

    Letter from the PM -


        Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
        economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
        workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme
        will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
        
        Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible
        for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
        
        Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
        SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
        RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government
        deems appropriate.
        
        Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
        Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
        Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not
        be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
        
        Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT
        (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government
        has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should
        you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
        attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the
        SHIT you can handle.


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Just Look up




THE BUZZARD:

If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 
feet and is entirely open at the top, the
bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will
be an absolute prisoner. The reason is
That a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground
with a Run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space
to run, as is its habit, It will not even
attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner
for life in a small jail with no top.


THE BAT:

The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a
remarkable nimble creature in the air,
cannot take off from a level place.
If it is placed on the floor or flat
ground, all it can do is shuffle about
helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it
reaches some slight elevation from which it can
throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it
takes off like a flash.



THE BUMBLEBEE:

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will
be there until it dies, unless it is taken out.
It never sees the means of escape at the
top, but persists in trying to find some way out
through the sides near the bottom.. It
will seek a way where none exists, until it
completely destroys itself..





PEOPLE:

In many ways, we are like the buzzard, the bat, and
the bumblebee. We struggle about with all our
problems and frustrations, never realizing that
all we have to do is look up! That's the
Answer, the escape route and the solution to any problem! Just look up.






Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, But faith looks up!

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly and
trust in our Creator who loves us.



How far are Friends, Beer, Girls and Wife?




Tom Tom GPS - Star Wars Behind the Scene


Hilarious!

Darth Vader recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes




Yoda recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes



Sunday, October 16, 2011

Friday, October 07, 2011

Tattoos anyone?




My son told me - Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him - No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one !!!
He asked me - Why not ? All my friends have a tattoo ! 

I told him - It would be a stain on your body !
 

He pleaded with me - Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly ?
And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him. 
After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...

and I thought ... 

a Cartoon Character ... is probably not so bad!