Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Don't say the Government doesn't care

LOL...this is quite mean actually

Don't say the Government doesn't care

    Letter from the PM -

        Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
        economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
        workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme
        will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
        Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible
        for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
        Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
        SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
        RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government
        deems appropriate.
        Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
        Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
        Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not
        be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
        Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT
        (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government
        has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should
        you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
        attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the
        SHIT you can handle.

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